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Coasters in my pocket after an evening of heavy drinking

A few weeks ago, Marcus, Andrew, Annie and I went to the Mecca to drink. The next morning I found the following coasters in my pocket. Enjoy.

Like everyone else in Seattle, I am a closeted fan of Pearl Jam. I have "10" on vinyl, and I listen to it regularly when no one is around. Maybe if we all just admitted it, we would feel less isolated and dirty.

Hi. I'm Santa. As a symbol of childlike faith, and by extention, the loss of childlike faith, I am a fixture in Joseph's cartoons. There have been so many! There was that time I canceled Christmas, there was the time I was too strung out on drugs to care about the children. It is a high pressure job, serving as Joseph's symbol of alienation from his own childhood.

Spiders in a jar...

I REALLY HATE SPIDERS. THEY SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ME AND I REALLY DO NOT KNOW WHY. THEY JUST DO. I KNOW THAT IT IS IRRATIONAL... FOR THE MOST PART.

THERE ARE SOME SPIDERS THAT CAN KILL YOU THOUGH.

Mostly I spend my days in wood-piles and attics. But my hobbies also include biting humans and causing nasty, blistering soars that leave permanent scars and can kill children and people w/ AIDS.

I think of myself as pretty cool, despite my age. I went to a Kanye West show. He plays the hip hop music, which I do not fully understand, but I do appreciate.

Coasters in my pocket after an evening of heavy drinking Part Two

Doesn't anyone remember? I was in Sprite (TM) commercials.

I FIND MYSELF MORE AND MORE DISAPPOINTED WITH MY FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS.

I WAS NOT ALWAYS SO FULL OF HATE AND RAGE.

Hi. I'm joseph's liver and I am very sad.

I have many lesions from over-consumption of alcohol leading eventually to cirrhosis - the inability of the body to filter toxins out of the blood.

THIS COMIC MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE OF ITS APTNESS.

College is about making choices... "Adult Choices."

Mr. Gary

I'm depressed about (?)

At least 1 person who means the world to me will die

the end

Fax Machine

cookies

Sorry, I forgot to post this in December

Collage

Hate Crime